I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.
Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.
Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work
Companion to: Yes, Mom, I’m Still A Virgin, but I’m Trying to Write a Sex Scene Without Being Corny
This new edition includes a new chapter: Really, I’m Not an Extremist Satanist, I’m Just Writing a Character Who Is
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I absolutely love my best friend.
WAIT I NEVER SAW THIS
i love you bb :*
Honestly, I wish I had someone whose told me this before. Or something like it. :(
Him, it, whatever. hmm…sounds familiar??
Gemini reaction to a computer crash
this is more than “i THINK” when it comes to my husband
I love that Bowie covered “I Know Ir’s Gonna Happen Someday.” ❤ But I haven’t given this record a shot (I will, though). I don’t hate the record but I’m glad I bought it with a gift card and not my own money (and it hasn’t affected my respect for Bowie). You make a fine point, re: guitar players thinking they are defining members of the band. A few exceptions come to mind (David Gilmour) but for the most part, yeah. (And I know that there are people who would argue against David’s importance in Pink Floyd) Has there been a guitarist that branched off ever and made an awesome record?
I’d agree with the Floyd analysis if we’re talking about Syd Barret leaving and the band continuing to be great and arguably even better, but the last thing I want to listen to is Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, at least not their studio albums.
I was thinking about guitarists who managed to split off from the lead singers that made them famous and managed to continue to make music on par or better and the first one that came to mind was AC/DC, but I also think it’s a little different when a lead singer dies than when a band breaks up. There is a greater obligation to the replacement singer to honor the style and influence of the original. Where as replacement front men after the original has simply left tend to want to carve out their own identity in opposition to their predecessor.
I think we have to give George Harrison acknowledgement, as well as a few others, but tbh I’m having a harder time than I’d imagined thinking of any. There are some folks that might seem to fit at first, like Neil Young, but then when I dig into it, the only reason he didn’t sing lead on the first Buffalo Springfield album was the producers thought his voice was “too weird.”
I feel like it would need to be an ongoing list. We can start with:
- George Harrison
- Joan Jett
- idk, that could be the whole list.
hello? Slash has done pretty well.
From now on, I’m referring to knitting and crocheting as yarnbending
Me too!
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I DON’T KNOW
STAPH REBLOGGING IT, THIS STOPPED BEING FUNNY AS SOON AS I POSTED IT AND THAT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
i love peppers…..they’re so fun to kill…
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So, trying to make a cover blanket for our crappy couch. First time making it past a chain. It won’t stop curling. D;
it will, keep going.
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shame has a funny way of working itself into your mouth, into your eyes. when someone tells you enough times that you do not exist, that your name is not worth the extra tongue muscle or your skin is a sin or your vagina is a sin or your religion is a sin sometimes the…
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